radius squared.

13 February 2006 | maura dot com | 1 Comment

probably too much of my energy over the next few months will be spent towards reducing the size of my ass; yes, i know about the healthy eating, the bellydancing on demand, the eight-plus glasses of water a day, etc., etc. i just wish that the results could come through at a slightly faster clip than the eighth-of-an-inch-a-week (not counting those seven-day spans when i’ll take on extra water — that’s a gift from the fertile parts of me that keeps on giving to my self-esteem for a little bit too long) that’s supposedly ‘healthy.’ which, as we all know, also serves as a euphemism for ‘a tad too well-fed.’ where’s the pre-nose-job alanis when you need her dissections of irony, anyway?

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  1. Raisedbybees! said on 24 Feb 2006 at 23.28:

    According to Weight Watchers, one of the few sane diets out there, a pound a week is totally exceptable and you’re more likely to keep it off. Now if only I could take my own advice, as I slowly gain the weight back….

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