what? no shins?
9 January 2006 | maura dot com | No Comments
note to continental: a microwaved cheeseburger served in its plastic wrapper is not ‘dinner.’ it is ’something that people are deluded into craving when they are totally getting the munchines.’
ahem.
the following things, according to google, will change your life: wireless networking, tivo, natalie portman, motherhood, home business, the republicans.
the following things, a.t.g., may change your life: applications service providers, answering a newspaper ad, decision making in health and medicine, true listening, kindness, secret or private affiliations.
finally, these things won’t change your life or anything, but …: guess’ low v fate tee shirt, the pharcyde’s bizarre ride, b9, the sisterhood of the traveling pants, asian marinated egglplant.
(brought to you by a clichetastic blurb on the back cover of scarlett thomas’ popco, which is actually turning out to be a brilliant little read. the descriptions of being alive and alone at night are on their own worth the price of admission — and they come in the book’s very first section.)
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